第86章 被烧成秃头
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第86章被烧成秃头(第1/2页)
向来被家里宠着的林耀祖,被吓的不轻,直接一哆嗦裤裆都湿了,
“救命啊,我要被烧死了!呜呜,救命啊!”
林耀祖大声哭了起来,林志武一脸鄙夷的看向林耀祖。
看到林耀祖的裤裆湿了,他连忙提着林耀祖的衣领,把瘫在地上的林耀祖提溜到一边,
“林耀祖,你真够可以的,都十岁了还尿裤子,去趴远点,别把我们的烤鸡蛋给弄脏了。”
林耀祖脸涨的通红,他伸手揉了揉自己头上被烧的焦黑的头发..........
怎么回事?他怎么感觉到自己头皮凉嗖嗖的、没了头发........他........他不会被烧成秃头了吧?
他摸头发的动作,让林志强、林志武和赵勇三个孩子的视线也朝林耀祖的头发看去,
“哈哈哈哈.......”林志武直接笑的直不起来腰。
赵勇更是笑的一屁股坐在地上,他指着林耀祖,
“林耀祖,你的头发没了,直接被烧成秃顶了,哈哈哈哈,你太搞笑了...........”
林耀祖直接羞红了脸,他顾不得抢鸡蛋了,直接一骨碌从地上爬起来,捂着头顶就往外跑,一边跑还一边喊,
“都是你们害的我头发烧没了,我要去告诉我娘、告诉奶奶.............”
林志强轻叹口气,
“这林耀祖肯定又回家告状去了,等一下他们肯定又去家里和娘吵架。”
林志武拿过火上烤好的烤鸡蛋,递给林志强,
“哥,先吃鸡蛋,吃饱了才有力气去吵架。”
赵勇咬了一口鸡蛋,
“嗯,这烤鸡蛋太香、太好吃了,吵架的事你们别怕,等下我回去喊我奶。
我告诉你们,我奶可厉害了,就没有她吵不赢的架,我奶是吵遍桃树沟无敌手。”
三个孩子吃完鸡蛋,背上背篓往村子里走。
走到村尾,正好看到林耀祖带着吴大花往林老实家方向走。
“志强、志武,你们先回家,我回去喊我奶奶,今天这架咱们肯定吵的赢。”赵勇快步往家里跑。
村子里,赵金山家。
赵勇背着一背篓青草回家,在院子里坐着闲聊的赵金山和他媳妇王翠英都愣了一下。
赵金山冷哼一声,
“呵,你这臭小子今天日头打西边出来了?竟然去割草了?”
赵勇放下背上的背篓,满脸嘚瑟,
“爷爷,你别小看我,今天我可是割了满满一背篓的草,我和志强、志勇说好了,以后我们每天都去割草给牛吃。”
“哎吆,咱们小勇这是长大懂事了,割草累了吧,奶去给你倒糖水喝。”王翠英说着就要站起身,准备去倒糖水。
赵勇连忙拉住她,
“奶,我不喝糖水,你快跟我去吵个架...........”赵勇说着就要拉自家奶奶往外走。
赵金山站起身拉住他的后脖颈,
“你个臭小子吵什么架?先给我把事情说清楚再说。”
看着自家爷爷严肃的表情,赵勇只能把在山脚的事情说了一遍,
“爷爷、奶奶,明明是林耀祖错了,他要抢我们的鸡蛋,是自己没站稳差点扑进火堆里。
还是志武把他往旁边踢了踢,他才没扑进火堆,只是扑在了火堆边上烧了头发。
这又不是我们的错,更不是志强、志武的错。
是林耀祖自己错了,他不谢我武哥的救命之恩就算了,还回家告状让她奶去找苏婶子吵架。
所以我想让奶帮我去吵架,林耀祖的奶奶那么凶,苏婶子肯定吵不过,奶,快点走啊..............”
王翠英看向赵金山,
“老头子,这事你怎么看?这架我要不要去吵?”
赵金山往地上磕了两下烟袋锅子,
“当然要去吵。
咱们小勇虽然平时淘气一些,可从来不说瞎话,听他这么一说今天这事确实是那林耀祖的错。
我是村长我不好出面吵架,你是小勇的奶奶,你可以。
而且以那吴大花的做法,她忌惮我这个村长,不好来咱们家找事,那肯定会去林老实家。
你去帮着掰扯掰扯,我等会再去。”
“奶,快走吧,要不然赶不上热乎架了............”赵勇拉着王翠英就往外走。
...............
村尾,林老实家。
林耀祖拉着吴大花,刚走到林老实家门口,就和背着背篓回来的林志强和林志武碰上。
林耀祖看到他们立马开始告状,
“奶,就是他们.......就是他们生火烧了我的头发来。
奶,你要替我好好教训他们。
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